thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail

chrsevans:

She was irreplaceable. There can never be a proper reunion anymore. […] It adds an air of melancholy to the film. I know for a fact she would obviously want us to be having fun. She was all about laughter and enjoying the moment.

bloominflowers:

jimin really can’t take his eyes off of taehyung

mochifairyjimin:

I am captivated by the way you dance
D - 3 Park Jimin’s Birthday

© 1,2,3

legolokiismighty:

louisamayanniecat:

silentthevoice:

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

dude

allforbts:

170921 Yoongi’s Tweet

너무 수고 많았어요 아미~~ㅠㅠ 미안하고 사랑합니다 ㅠㅠ 조심히 들어가세요!!!!

You really have worked hard, ARMYs~~ㅠㅠ Sorry and I love you ㅠㅠ Please return home safely!!!!

Trans cr: Kylie @ allforbts
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ohjiminn:

♡

yoongimor:

bangtan:

© STUCK IN LOVE | Do not edit.

@jiminssi @silkpjm

tzuyyu:

happy birthday jungkook !

winterblues:

ok but listen to me i know andrew is meant to have the emotional capacities of a toaster oven and i know he’s supposed to be all dead inside but don’t tell me that andrew isn’t the most sappy little shit in his own unique way bc like,,,

• he literally dresses neil up everytime they’re having a night out?? like he actually takes the time to go out and pick something nice out for him to wear like whaaa. 
  
• here take the keys to my home & oh btw i had duplicate keys made for you so you can drive my car around like whenever you want to so yea feel free also here are some custom made arm bands that match mine to like a tee 
  
• he has no problems choosing his boyfriend over his brother 
  
• “you are a pipe dream.“ 
  
• he GIVES HIM A BATH ?!?! he towel dries him after??
  
• he HelPS neil out of his t-shirt when he’s too sore to manage it by himself?? 
  
• he’s so weak for neil that he’s constantly reaching out to touch him?? i mean c'mon people he was tapping his fingers against the pulse point of neil’s throat, i mean who does that, even with their crushes, who does that???? esp when it’s important to note he doesn’t normally enjoy physical contact & rarely ever initiates it but the tHIRST is rEAL !!! 
  
• shitty middle school level flirting: “i’m not a math problem,” “but i’ll still solve you” “i need a new toy to play with” “i don’t like to share” like affghs this boy
  
• matching phones, matching RINGTONES, wtf andrew we know you’re a twin but does everything have to come in twos??
  
• he’s all about that rooftop romance aesthetic, chain-smoking at 2 am, trading retorts and kisses in the dark
• he likes wearing fuckign skull caps. skull caps.
• he has a thing for long drives 
• he kissed neil like the world started & stopped at neil’s mouth, yea, you remember that line?? me too. i almost birthed my kidney when i read it.

ask-bts-stuff:

“Because you made me again~”

Happy JK day♥♥

1000drawings:

by Sophie Schultz

whiteknightinblackarmor:

Here are some shots of Yuri Plisetsky from the Yuri!!! On Ice artbook! I love his expressive face. <3