bwisou:

unbridled enthusiasm for horse-riding

thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail

bazernalbus:

canero-aether:

lucithor:

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that

The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease

I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years

sketchydean:

the way to Dean’s heart is through lame puns 

underthenerdhood:

peterdrabbit:

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

So chivalry IS dead?!

you win best response to this post 

icarusfallenfeathers:

troyesivan:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done

A b c d e f g h I j k elemelon p q r s t u v w x y and z

m-arci-a:

man if we dont get a spin-off about Dean’s adventures in Narnia then I don’t know why the writers have been keeping him in the closet for 7 seasons  

fallonsync:

mrsfallontimberlake:

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

I’ve had this in my queue to post later today for months now. But I’m reblogging it now anyway.

district12er:

We’re gonna need a couple dozen buckets of cold water here

cokesprite:

i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes

• James: you've got to be kidding me!
• Sirius: I'm not joking, I'm Sir-
• Remus: If you finish that sentence I will strangle you with your own intestines

accio-shitpost:

imagine voldemort aggressively punning his name all the time

“wormtail, come here, i just had a voldethought”

wattpadfic:

nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens’. gayliens are real and out there.

justbadpuns:

A photon walks into a hotel with no luggage and goes to check in. The bellhop asks if he has any bags. The photon replies, “no sir; I’m traveling light.”